Oh Poop, Have a Crappy Christmas – Updated List of Christmas Poop Gifts — 4 Comments

  1. Hate to be a pedant but rhinos actually spread their ordure ( there’s a polite word) by spinning their tails like a rotor whilst defectating. Hence ( possibly) the expression ” when the shit hits the fan”.

  2. Hee, thanks! I just e-mailed this link to Ben. There also used to be a website where you could order an actual box of dog shit to be mailed to someone you hated — it ended up taken down, of course, but it sure was tempting. Our favorite prank is the flaming box of dog shit on the front step, although we’ve never done it personally.

    On Adam Carolla’s radio show last week they were talking about an “upper decker”. This is a prank where you go over to someone’s house and take a dump inside the toilet tank as opposed to the bowl. So their bathroom ends up smelling like crap and they can’t figure out where the hell it’s coming from.

    Poop is SO fun.

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