I hitched up the bib overalls, put on my steel toed boots, protective eyewear, protective gloves and was going to do some serious tree removal on the back forty.
Except I needed a new chain for the chainsaw.
I headed for local Big Blue Bigbox, found the chain and took it out of the box to make sure it fit the blade.
It did.
In the checkout lane, Jennifer took a look at the empty box and said, “You already took out the chain?”

Nope, just wanted to pay $16.95 for an empty plastic box… “here’s your sign.”