Yes, it is now officially time to FREAK OUT.

We have a signed contract to sell our house.

FREAK.
OUT.

Ya know how sometimes you just get a wild hair and do something and don’t think it will have consequences?

• Putting a bean up your nose.
• Walking like an Egyptian.
• Smearing crunchy peanut butter on your ear to let dog lick it off.
• Asking Helen Keller to dance.
• Farting in the library.
• Forgetting to smile during your portrait.
• Answering the phone with a fake girly voice.
• Letting Jesus determine the last supper.
• Buying Flip.

Yeah, like that. I got a wild hair that we should put our house on the market with a “make me move” price. And sell it furnished. With 90 day possession.

We did. In February.

July 5th we will be homeless.

Time to freak.