Breaking Update: Working Overtime at the Grassy Knoll Institute
The caseworkers at the Grassy Knoll Institute are probably having a four star alert.
A curious transcript purportedly about President John F. Kennedy’s assassination has been discovered among boxes of memorabilia that were long forgotten in an old safe at the Dallas County district attorney’s office.
While the transcript reads like a conspiracy theorist’s dream — Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby plotting to kill Kennedy — the DA’s top assistant said it’s likely material for a proposed movie.
Other items found in an old safe on the 10th floor of the county courthouse include letters to and from former DA Henry Wade, the now-dead prosecutor in the Ruby trial, The Dallas Morning News reported in Sunday’s editions. Ruby shot and killed Kennedy assassin Oswald two days after the president’s death.
UPDATE: Grassy Knoll caseworkers are on their way to Dallas (let’s hope they know it’s in Texas.)
News that a secret treasure trove of documents related to the Kennedy assassination was first broken by The Dallas Morning News in its Sunday editions. Monday’s news conference attracted several dozen members of the news media, both local and national. Mr. Watkins said he anticipated that his office would get calls from around the country and the world.
UPDATE Three:
Evidence has been presented to me showing that the same limo driver for JFK was the same that drove Princess Diana when she crashed and died.
And, to add to the conspiracy, the exact same limo driver dropped off John Lennon at his Dakota apartment in New York just seconds before he was shot.Curator, Grassy Knoll Institute
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No problem. Back to work. Busy, busy.
Hey look, there’s Elvis….
Hey King, wait up.
@lotgk: OK. No need for a resident smart ass? I was working on my resume, so I’ll stop.
That’s all we employ here at the Institute.
@lotgk: Rocket scientists? This isn’t a Mars probe. It’s candy. and never mind: he has been released with only a busted lip.
I’ll be in touch if you’re needed.
My team of rocket scientists will look into it.
@lotgk: I will update immediately with your breaking news so that people who don’t read comments will be aware. Thank you for the excellent work that you do. Can you help with the Amber Alert on Yellow M&M man?
Evidence has been presented to me showing that the same limo driver for JFK was the same that drove Princess Diana when she crashed and died.
And, to add to the conspiracy, the exact same limo driver dropped off John Lennon at his Dakota apartment in New York just seconds before he was shot.
Coincidence! I think not.
Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute
@Mr. Fabulous: It was in all the papers! Did you hear about John Lennon?
Kennedy was assasinated?
@Rhea: we were there so long ago, all it consistent of was a tour of the building and look out the window.
@The Absurdist: oooooohhhhhh.
My ex-husband and his friend went to see the memorial in Dallas when he and I lived in the area (I live there now, but not married).
His comment about the memorial was:
“It’s like we are saying, ‘We’re not sorry you died; we’re just sorry you died here.'”
The memorial is a piece of rock in the shape of a square in the ground. That’s it. It’s really funny and sad at the same time.
Interesting stuff. Have you ever visited the museum at the old book depository? It’s great.
@Gretchen: OMG, you never cease to amaze and amuse me with your forthrightness.
Oh Lord. Not sure what I think on the whole Kennedy assassination issue, although I once gave a BJ to the son of a member of the Warren Commission. He said many things to me, but nothing about the Commission’s findings.
Did you ever see the British five-part documentary “The Men Who Killed Kennedy”? Intriguing, and persuasive.