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My Neighbors are Nazis and Traitors

Close to Dead Posted on September 24, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 24, 2023

This is my opinion – founded in facts.

I live in a little burg in Southwest Florida. My “neighbors” have been convicted of seditious conspiracy.

General Michael Flynn, the traitor general, lives up the road a piece.  Nazis demonstrate outside Disney World regularly. They hang banners from overpasses and give the Nazi salute to passing motorists.

10% of the Nazis charged in the insurrection call Florida home. The Department of Homeland Security designated white nationalists the biggest domestic threat the U.S. faces.

The ADL says these are out of town Nazis brought in to make us feel the hate is local. The hate IS local. Oath Keepers and Proud Boys and Moms for Liberty go to public meetings and school board meetings just to raise hell.

The town of Punta Gorda passed an unconstituional ban on wearing the word Fuck.

I’m “represented” by Gov. Ron DeSantis, Senator Rick Scott – who stole billions from Medicare, Marco Rubio, and fanatical extremist U.S. Representative Greg Stuebe.

These are my neighbors.

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Pro Sports Are Death of U.S. Culture

Close to Dead Posted on September 19, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 19, 2023

Professional team sports have contributed mightly to the downfall of American culture. I’m not talking about violins and ballet culture. I’m talking about family and friends culture. I’m not talking about golf and tennis.  I’m talking about TEAM sports, like basketball and football and baseball and hockey.

Before professional teams made it so lucrative for players and owners, people got their kicks watching amatuer players – high school and college in person.  Those games didn’t lead to lining the players pockets with moola.  They were played for the enjoyment.  Now they are the farm teams for the pros funded by tax and tuition dollars.

Then ESPN decided that they could make a boatload of money by televising team sports. CBS, ABC, NBC,  And that lead to professionalism. And that lead to billionaires buying teams to make more millions. And cities using tax money to build stadiums to give away to the billionaires. Then, all the ancillary money started pouring in: merchandise, agents, sports books, online betting, etc.

The average family can’t afford to attend more than one game a year. So they veg in front of the Tee Vee in their jerseys and caps and pretend like they are part of the scene maybe even spending the food money on a stupid bet.

Imagine for a moment if pro sports teams didn’t exist.  I know, I know, silly.  But billions and billions of dollars would have been spent for amatuer entertainment. Don’t strain your brain, it’s hopeless. Team professional sports rule U.S. culture and will continue to kill it.

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Close to Dead Posted on September 16, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 16, 2023

I hate that. But I’m testing the email subscription thingy over in the right side.

So I begged your help.

You can always unsubscribe.

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What Kind of Music Do YOU Like?

Close to Dead Posted on September 13, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 13, 2023

Tell me when you were born, and I’ll tell you your favorite music!

Preferences may change over time, but research shows that people tend to be especially fond of music from their adolescent years

  • Big band: Big band music was popular in the 1940s and 1950s, and many geezers grew up listening to it. The upbeat tempo and catchy melodies of big band music can evoke feelings of nostalgia and joy, and it can also be a great way to get people dancing.
  • Country: Country music is another genre that is popular among us boomers. The lyrics of country songs often deal with themes of love, loss, and family, which can resonate with people of all ages. Country music can also be a source of comfort and support, and it can help people to feel connected to their roots.
  • Classic rock: Classic rock music was popular in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s, and we old timers enjoy listening to it today. Classic rock songs are often associated with memories of youth and good times, and they can bring back a sense of nostalgia. Classic rock music can also be energizing and uplifting, and it can help people to feel more positive and motivated.
  • Easy listening: Easy listening music is characterized by its soft, relaxing sound. It is often used as background music in restaurants, spas, and other places where people want to unwind. Easy listening music can also be helpful for people who are trying to sleep or meditate.
  • Hymns and gospel music: Hymns and gospel music are often associated with religious faith and spirituality. They can provide comfort and support to people who are going through difficult times. Hymns and gospel music can also be a source of inspiration and hope.

To say I’m eclectic in my choice of music is just ridiculous.

Check out my Amazon Music Playlist. Here’s a few from the list.

  • Elvis
  • Billy Elishe – Bad Guy
  • Anna Kendricke – Cups
  • Nathan Evans -Wellerman
  • Trans Siberian Orchestra
  • Shakaria
  • Brian Setzer – Let’s Shake
  • Waylon Thibodeaux – Jambalya
  • Abba
  • Buster Poindexter – Hot Hot Hot
  • Marc Antony – Vivir Mi Vida

We play music a lot at my house. Don’t turn on the idiot box until late afternoon. Mainly because I like the background noise to muffle my tinnitus.

But also music can:

  • Reduce stress and anxiety: Music can have a calming effect on the mind and body, which can help to reduce stress and anxiety.
  • Improve mood: Music can evoke positive emotions, such as happiness, joy, and nostalgia. This can help to improve mood and overall well-being.
  • Boost cognitive function: Listening to music can help to improve cognitive function, such as memory, attention, and processing speed.
  • Promote social interaction: Music can be a great way to connect with others and build relationships. This is especially important for senior citizens who may be isolated or lonely.
  • Enhance quality of life: Music can enrich the lives of senior citizens in many ways. It can provide comfort, joy, and a sense of purpose.

There are great streaming services that will give you an almost unlimited library of music – and podcasts!

Here are my musical preferences according to an online study of 350,000.  Try it! It’s not short, but it’s very interesting.

Mellow | Average (25 to 75th Percentile)
Unpretentious | Average (25 to 75th Percentile)
Sophisticated | Average (25 to 75th Percentile)
Intense | Average (25 to 75th Percentile)
Contemporary | High (76 to 91st Percentile)
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No Mister For Me I Guess

Close to Dead Posted on September 10, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 10, 2023

The most passive-aggressive man I know called me Mister everytime I saw him. And I saw him a lot. He was the club professional at the golfing pasture we belonged to.

He called everyone else by their first name… imagine Norm walking into Cheers and everyone called out “Mr. Peterson!”  Not fun.  When I walked into the club pro shop, it was always Mr. X. First few times I asked him to call me by my first name. Nope. Passive-Aggressive. I didn’t fit in. He would call my wife by her first name.

He won. He died and obviously his little mind games are still with me.

But nobody calls me Mister. And I’m Close To Dead so I’m old enough that age along should earn me that.  Even the doctor’s receptionist calls me by my first name. Probably some percieved HIPAA requirement .

Technically, I could be known as Colonel. I’m a Kentucky Colonel. Which like the Hollywood Star of Fame, just requires minimal qualification and a charitible donation.

Colonel Mister On Number Nine With a Wedge.

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Bucket List? Make Mine a Fuckit List

Close to Dead Posted on September 6, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 6, 2023

Yeah, exactly how I see myself when I’m floating around growing my Skin Cancers…

I don’t have a FuckIt list. But according to the Washington Post, lots of Boomers do and are chucking them.

Shifting away from a self-centered perspective can help giving up goals feel a bit less bitter. And really, what is the alternative? Keep everything on your bucket list…? This inevitably leads to disappointment and frustration. It might also lead to missing out on enjoying what wasn’t on your bucket list — things brought to you by serendipity that you couldn’t plan for, or things you’ve been taking for granted.

I’m a pretty reasonable guy when it comes to “wishes and wants.”  Sure I had some big dreams, like owning a different car for every day of the week. Or cruising the Caribbean on my giant yacht. Or being able to install a new computer printer in less than half a day. (Yesterday’s project.)

 

 

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Jimmy Buffet and I Have Two Things in Common: One is Skin Cancer

Close to Dead Posted on September 4, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 4, 2023

I used to make fun and laugh about of all the skin cancers I’ve had removed. I even wrote I wasn’t concerned. 

It’s the way of Cancer Warriors. We fight cancer.  

I hate those terms. Warrior, fighting cancer. The docs and medical staff fight cancer and are the warriors, we are just the afflicted that do what they say. Some times we survive, usually we don’t.

  • “You are so strong!”
  • “You got this!”
  • “You are going to fight this!”
  • “You are going to beat this!”
  • “You are a warrior!”
  • “You are so brave!”

Bullshit. Cancer wins.

I had kidney cancer a year ago. If you’re gonna get cancer, get clear cell renal cancer. They put you under and remove a kidney and poof – you are cured. It’s a tough and painful recovery if they cut your gut.

But I’ve also had basel cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma skin cancers. Just had a big ole squamous removed from my leg and have an appointment to get one removed from my forehead. I didn’t think much of it until I read about Jimmy Buffett’s skin cancer that killed him. He had a rare form – Merkel cell carcinoma skin cancer. That type commonly spreads to other parts of the body.

This is me: Merkel cell increased risk:

  • Excessive exposure to natural or artificial sunlight. I love to float in the pool.
  • A weakened immune system. No.
  • History of other skin cancers. Yes
  • Older age. I’m CloseToDead
  • Light skin color. Yes, blonde (now grey) hair, blue eyes.

Having skin cancer isn’t funny anymore. I’m seeing my derm Warriors twice a year.  You should too. And use sun screen.

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I’m Close To Dead. I’m Now Reading Obituaries.

Close to Dead Posted on September 2, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 2, 2023

I sure hope this isn’t fake.

 

I’ve become one of those people: I read obituaries daily. Not just locally but from five other communities in the Midwest.

Legacy.com sends me daily email updates. Why five newspapers/communities?  Because I was an itinerate worker back in the day. We lived in six different communities but the first my first job and I didn’t know anybody. I worked in the newspaper business first as an advertising sales rep and eventually was publisher for four different newspapers in four different communities.

So I knew people. Not KNOW know but knew I their names.  And now they are dying. So I look at the obits for familar names.

Fun. Like Juanita Dick.  If the Boonville Daily News got pranked, I really feel for them. But since the obit is still posted, I guess it’s real. The internet made it really easy to fake obits and submit them. I think (hope) now, the poor schlub at the newspaper that has to approve them is very careful.

There’s even a place where you can buy an obit

Even obits unlike Juanita Dick’s can be laffable.

A recent obit was written like… James E. (Jimmy) Jones, known to his family as Petey. He worked for 32 years at XYZ company where his friends called him Shorty.

I hated when newspapers started charging for obits. I avoided it at the newspapers I ran. Back then, there were two times an ordinary citizen got their name in the paper: when they were born and when they died. And the corporate over-lords decided to go for a money grab among the family of the dead.

Schwartz dies and his widow calls the New York Times and asks the price of an obituary. She is told it’s $10 per word. Okay, she said, have it read, “Schwartz dead” The clerk then tells her there is a $50 minimum, for which you get 5 words. Okay, she said, have it say, “Schwartz dead, Cadillac for sale.

I found out recently that the secretary (not adminstrative assistant) to the owner of one of the newspaper chains I worked for died just a few blocks away.

And of course, there are scams that use obituaries to get more than enough information to set up a identity-theft scam.  Recently, an obit ran three full newspaper columns long.  This on top of the newspaper feature story about the decedent who was active in the community for decades. They included everything but the geezer’s Social Security Number.

Life goes on. Until it doesn’t.

 

 

 

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How U.S. Elderly Lawmakers are Effin’ Things Up and What To Do.

Close to Dead Posted on August 31, 2023 by Close To DeadAugust 31, 2023

 

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has frozen at least two times in public.

Senator Dianne Feinstein was absent from the senate for weeks and had to be prompted on how to vote at a hearing.

 

 

 

The United States has a relatively high percentage of elderly people in its population. In 2020, 16.5% of the population was aged 65 and over, and this number is expected to grow to 22.1% by 2060. This means that there are a significant number of elderly people in positions of power in the United States government.

There are a number of ways in which elderly politicians can adversely affect United States policies and laws.

  • They may be out of touch with the needs of the younger generation. Elderly politicians may have difficulty understanding the challenges and concerns of young people, such as student debt, climate change, and job opportunities. This can lead to policies that are not in the best interests of younger generations.
  • They may be more resistant to change. Elderly people are more likely to have a fixed mindset, which means that they are less likely to be open to new ideas and ways of doing things. This can make it difficult for them to adapt to a changing world and to make the necessary changes to laws and policies.
  • They may be more focused on the past than the future. Elderly politicians may be more likely to focus on the problems and challenges of the past, rather than on the opportunities and challenges of the future. This can lead to policies that are not designed to meet the needs of the 21st century.
  • They may be more likely to be influenced by special interests. Elderly politicians may have more financial resources and connections than younger politicians, which can make them more susceptible to being influenced by special interests. This can lead to policies that benefit special interests, rather than the public interest.

It is important to note that not all elderly politicians are out of touch, resistant to change, or focused on the past. However, the fact that the United States has a relatively high percentage of elderly people in its population means that there is a greater risk of these problems occurring.

There are a number of things that can be done to address the potential problems of elderly politicians.

  • Term limits can be imposed on elected officials. This would help to ensure that there is a regular turnover of politicians, and that younger people have a chance to serve in government.
  • Campaign finance reform can be enacted. This would help to reduce the influence of special interests on politicians.
  • Education and outreach programs can be implemented to help elderly politicians understand the needs of younger generations. This would help to ensure that they are making decisions that are in the best interests of all Americans.

It is important to have a diversity of perspectives in government, including those of young people and elderly people. However, it is also important to be aware of the potential problems that can arise when there is a high percentage of elderly people in positions of power. By taking steps to address these problems, we can ensure that our government is responsive to the needs of all Americans, regardless of age.

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IYKYK – Texting and Xting

Close to Dead Posted on August 31, 2023 by Close To DeadAugust 31, 2023

I like X.

I read it to have fun and check out breaking news. I try to follow regular souls. If you are a Republican, you get an auto-block. Repeating ads from Temu and Shein get an auto-block.  BTW: Elon will never do away with the block feature.

FWIW, using acryonyms makes reading and writing X posts easier.

I pride myself that my middle aged daughter asks me to interpret. She just asked me what JFC meant… and FTW, I knew.

There are hundreds of acronyms in use in email, social media and text.

So STFU because IDK and IDC, MYOB. SMH.

 

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