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My Neighbors are Nazis and Traitors

Close to Dead Posted on September 24, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 24, 2023

This is my opinion – founded in facts. I live in a little burg in Southwest Florida. My “neighbors” have been convicted of seditious conspiracy. General Michael Flynn, the traitor general, lives up the road a piece.  Nazis demonstrate outside … Continue reading →

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Pro Sports Are Death of U.S. Culture

Close to Dead Posted on September 19, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 19, 2023

Professional team sports have contributed mightly to the downfall of American culture. I’m not talking about violins and ballet culture. I’m talking about family and friends culture. I’m not talking about golf and tennis.  I’m talking about TEAM sports, like … Continue reading →

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Close to Dead Posted on September 16, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 16, 2023

I hate that. But I’m testing the email subscription thingy over in the right side. So I begged your help. You can always unsubscribe.

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What Kind of Music Do YOU Like?

Close to Dead Posted on September 13, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 13, 2023

Tell me when you were born, and I’ll tell you your favorite music! Preferences may change over time, but research shows that people tend to be especially fond of music from their adolescent years Big band: Big band music was … Continue reading →

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No Mister For Me I Guess

Close to Dead Posted on September 10, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 10, 2023

The most passive-aggressive man I know called me Mister everytime I saw him. And I saw him a lot. He was the club professional at the golfing pasture we belonged to. He called everyone else by their first name… imagine … Continue reading →

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Bucket List? Make Mine a Fuckit List

Close to Dead Posted on September 6, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 6, 2023

Yeah, exactly how I see myself when I’m floating around growing my Skin Cancers… I don’t have a FuckIt list. But according to the Washington Post, lots of Boomers do and are chucking them. Shifting away from a self-centered perspective … Continue reading →

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Jimmy Buffet and I Have Two Things in Common: One is Skin Cancer

Close to Dead Posted on September 4, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 4, 2023

I used to make fun and laugh about of all the skin cancers I’ve had removed. I even wrote I wasn’t concerned.  It’s the way of Cancer Warriors. We fight cancer.   I hate those terms. Warrior, fighting cancer. The docs … Continue reading →

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I’m Close To Dead. I’m Now Reading Obituaries.

Close to Dead Posted on September 2, 2023 by Close To DeadSeptember 2, 2023

  I’ve become one of those people: I read obituaries daily. Not just locally but from five other communities in the Midwest. Legacy.com sends me daily email updates. Why five newspapers/communities?  Because I was an itinerate worker back in the … Continue reading →

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How U.S. Elderly Lawmakers are Effin’ Things Up and What To Do.

Close to Dead Posted on August 31, 2023 by Close To DeadAugust 31, 2023

        The United States has a relatively high percentage of elderly people in its population. In 2020, 16.5% of the population was aged 65 and over, and this number is expected to grow to 22.1% by 2060. … Continue reading →

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IYKYK – Texting and Xting

Close to Dead Posted on August 31, 2023 by Close To DeadAugust 31, 2023

I like X. I read it to have fun and check out breaking news. I try to follow regular souls. If you are a Republican, you get an auto-block. Repeating ads from Temu and Shein get an auto-block.  BTW: Elon … Continue reading →

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