Friday Five – Technorati Plummets: You’re All Sick, Sick, Sick
Everybody has the flew. (sic) Har, always wanted to write that.
- Pointless-Drivel – is a whiny ass. It needs to be kicked except for the explosive diarrhea.
- Redneck Diva – Is labeling all her meds so she doesn’t kill a kid or two.
- The Queen of Shake Shake – Has become the Queen of Ache Ache. Another excuse not to shave her legs.
- Violent Acres – You will have to finish raising your kids without her. Personally, I think she’s welshing (or is it welching?) on the contest prize.
- The Bloggess – She’s Okay, but the vet killed her cat.
@Queen of Shake Shake: I loved how you let your stud think he was in charge. hmmmmm, what would the Queen’s first movie be? hmmmmmm, I would say: “We Are Marshall”
Oh lookie at this!
Here I am, a mere two days after being terribly ill and I’m full back in the saddle.
Could it be because of Airborne? Possibly!
No, I won’t be getting a piece of the lawsuit because the whole medical industry is just a game anyway. It’s all the power of belief.
BTW, even though I’m better, my legs are still hairy. AND I will be farting to my hearts content during movie night too. I am one HAWT broad.
Hee. Butthead. Even I’m not dumb enough to swallow that one. Got any bridges I could buy?
@Gretchen: Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Head On, Apply Directly to Forehead
Ah, crap. I just bought Airborne for Ben last month because a friend said HER friend swore by it, and our family has been sick all winter. Sadly, I do not qualify for the class action, since I bought the stuff AFTER EVERYONE ELSE HAD ALREADY REALIZED IT WAS BULLSHIT.
@Jenny, Bloggess: no receipts necessary! Does that help your Friday at least?
Dammit! My cat is dead *and* I didn’t save my Airborne receipts.
I’m having a real crap week.