60 Things Guys Experience by Age 60 #1- 15
There are a lot of dumb lists. All started by a dumb movie. Esquire has a dumb list. 175 Things a Man Should Do Before He Dies. It’s dumb. Lists are pretty dumb. Here’s mine.
Sixty things Guys Experience by Age Sixty…
- Crush on teacher
- “Turn your head and cough twice”
- Unexpected weight gain
- Electile Dysfunction
- Flames
- Loudness
- Uncontrollable Laughter
- Nut pain
- Porn
- Overindulging
- Tight pants
- Flatulence
- Zits
- An Open Fly
- Empty Wallet
(Vakay post – the best I could do! Continued…)
@Dipnoid: oh, for sure. Blech. Trimming nose hair… booooo.
How about “hair growing in abnormal places” such as the ears, top of big toes, etc.
Another one for your is is:
Being told to Bend over and grab your ankles has a different purpose when you are 15 years than when you turn 60. Or at least that is what I am told.
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