M & M Premiums Look Like Rejects from Exxon Valdez
Oh well, now just come on. I wasn’t going to write anything about the new M & M Premiums because everybody knows that their premium candy are regular M & M candy coated lovelies.
Then I came across this picture of the new candy.
Now, tell me what is premium looking about these candies? They look like old marbles, or moldy costume jewelry from Aunt Maude’s ring, or pebbles from a beach that has been covered in Exxon Valdez oil for a dozen years.
There is no CRUNCH! Just the metallic looking skin.
Then there is this: the candies will be launched during New York Fashion Week. The home of the Size 0. Where one M & M can cause wide spread puking. Here are the innards of the new M&M’s
Mint and Triple Chocolate
A pox on your house Mars – I don’t care if Jupiter does align, this isn’t the dawn of a new candy and peace won’t rule the earth.
Hee.
Hey!
I appreciate PLENTY of layers.
All except for the ones that scrape against my teeth like some hellish cement block from a sadistic dentist’s fantasy land.
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@Janna: yeah, this doesn’t surprise me that you don’t like the candy coating. You always were a pretty shallow person, who doesn’t appreciate the layers of life. 🙂
@Candy Snob: I want your blog. I sooooo wish I had the idea first.
I think I’m with you GLS. They don’t taste bad, but they simply are not M&Ms. The crunch IS a big deal…let’s say it all together, “M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hands.” Helooo…that’s due to the shell…
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Ahhh.
See, now I actually think these look tasty.
I like the idea of them not crunching.
That’s my biggest complaint about M&M’s. The candy shell annoys me. When it scrapes against my teeth it feels like fingernails on a chalkboard.
So a gaudy-but-shellfree M&M sounds ideal.
Face it, you already knew I was strange, right?
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