The Classic New Year’s Toast
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. …Ogden Nash Hoping your 2009 is Sweet!
Continue reading →Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. …Ogden Nash Hoping your 2009 is Sweet!
Continue reading →It is inevitable that a chain of Boomer-Chucka-Lucka strip joints open up. Eventually we all will have a new hip or knee or both, and this kind of entertainment will be in high demand. The business just makes so much … Continue reading →
Obviously this is addressed to empty-nesters. Of course you lock it if still have your children living with you. But ninty-nine times out of ten, I don’t even shut the bathroom door. I can get pretty creative with my flatulence … Continue reading →
Help, I’ve lowered my standards and can’t get up. I don’t have anything, except what you already have heard/read/said a few dozen times. This year, Father Time will get sloppy seconds and there will be 61 seconds in some minute … Continue reading →
TeeVee. I watch it alot. I watch the same thing a lot. I watched Castaway last night and I think it’s the fourth time. It’s not THAT good, it’s just on TeeVeeĀ alot. So I thought I would give this … Continue reading →
Saturday. As he sat there at peace with his dogs at his side, she approached him and said ” let’s go for a ride.” He glanced at the computer, no emails or RSS to be read, so he blurted unexpectedly … Continue reading →
Doubt. See it. As always, it’s hard not to like a movie with two proven highly acclaimed actors: Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman. 4 stars out of four. As usual, I’m behind the curve because I thought another main … Continue reading →
Now back to the Crown Royal and Egg Nog! Merry Christmas.
Continue reading →Ah Christmas. Christmas Islands. Tropics. Cancer. OK, so the Christmas Islands are near the Tropic of Capricorn, not the Tropic of Cancer. But how else am I going to tie in Christmas and Cancer? I had cancer. It’s gone. The … Continue reading →
When are we supposed to Forgive? Is it now or at Easter? I never forget, but when encouraged to forgive by a website, I just can’t help myself. I wouldn’t be so conceited or brazen as to proclaim my forgiveness … Continue reading →