I’ll miss Paula Abdul
I’ll miss Paula Abdul.
Watching her was a big part of American Idol. Paula Abdul was a fan, a cheerleader, a supporter, a spirited soul. She hardly had a bad thing to say about anybody – no matter how ridiculous their performance.
I’ll miss Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell’s constant harassing of the poor woman. He was merciless, but she took it in stride knowing that it made for great television.
When the “performers” weren’t entertaining, she would be. When the performers were entertaining, Paula was the first to jump to her feet and do that fakey “don’t-break-a-finger-nail-palms-together” applause.
Watching Paula Abdul was like watching:
- George Bush at a press conference
- a train wreck
- Wipeout
- Survivor
- a child saying it’s first words
- a drunk
- an expert double-talker
- Simon as a ventriloquist
- the Hindenburg
- a Tsunami of emotions
- a bad fashion show
- a good fashion show
- infomercial for teeth whiteners
- Evil Knievel
- Scooby Doo on downers
I’ll miss Paula Abdul. You never know what she would say or do next.
But Kara DeGuardYourOwn is pleasant to look at and highly qualified. I’m guessing she won’t be sitting beside Simon, I think she could take him in a catfight.
I’ll miss Paula Abdul.
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@Catch Her in the Wry: I wonder… ratings are falling anyway… will they fall faster? Since this is show-biz, it all could be a sham anyway.
Kirstie Alley just tweeted she is taking Paula’s place.
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I won’t be watching Idol any longer. Paula was the highlight of the show. Kara has too much of a beyotch attitude, IMHO. Despite her zaniness, Paula was at least civil to the contestants. And Simon’s sourness was balanced by Paula’s adolescent giddiness.
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