This would make a utterly fascinating bar chart or pie chart or simple graph. Alas, I am incapable of making such a graph using OpenOffice. I used to be a whiz at making such things using Microsoft Excel.

But I use Excel so little, I let the license lapse and went for the freebie. OpenOffice. (Bill Gates is a Prick)

Here is the raw data of the Happiness Quotient for each dog based on the length of time we have been out of the house in minutes.

Dog Greeting Style Data Set

Refresher: the subjects observed to develop data…

Derby

Sedona

Oliver

Sofi

Note:

Oliver never goes Batshit over anything. He is Mr. Aloof.

Sedona doesn’t run anywhere when we are involved. She saunters. She only runs after Derby when Derby boxes her ears and issues a challenge.

And there can’t be a Dog Cheer spreadsheet without Derby showing his spread on command… Did Rudd Weatherwax get his start this way?