Oliver Learns from The Family Circus
Oliver is our Shit-Zoo. He is the only dog that is allowed to go off-leash to do his duty in the front yard. The others are relegated to piling up their poo in the fenced backyard because they can not be trusted to focus.
The “others” tend to get distracted by squirrels, other dogs, each other, cars, clouds, leaves, airplanes, and just general barkiness.
Oliver knows his mission when he and I leave the front door. He focuses on finding the perfect spot to pee. He always finds more than one perfect place.
He follows the Family Circus route to urinate.
I think he needs Flomax.
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Great post, duly stumbled
@Grandad: Program a SatNav, good lord, I can barely get the radio buttons to work.
@Larry: Oh, yeah, in Heaven next to God, right.
Your map really made me laugh; a great parody of the world’s sappiest comic. But if you want to imitate “Family Circus” completely, you also need to show Oliver talking to the smiling ghost of his dead grandfather.
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But surely you could programme that place into the SatNav. If for some reason [like that spot being taken by a hedgehog or something] then he can use the ‘diversion’ facility? He really must keep up with the times.
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@Grandad: as a dog lover you know he always pees in the same place. He just has to reconnoiter in case he needs a backup.
That looks like one hell of a lot of wasted effort. Have you ever thought of buying Oliver a SatNav?
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