Rule of Sixty: Appointment, Lunch, Wear Lunch to Appointment
Rule of Sixty: If I have an appointment and need to grab a quick bite, it will end up in my lap.
Proof: Taco Bell Fresco Bean Burrito when bitten on one end will squish all the ingredients (mostly refried beans) out the other end with sufficient force to squirt out the other end on the perfect trajectory to land in my crotch.
Wiped off refried beans when dry looks exactly like I pooped my pants.
Appointment delayed only slightly.
Speaking of poop, I love this commercial.
I went #2, but I look like #1… I poo in blue…
Hahaha, just love that commercial.. Dont know how many times i have got my lunch on my pants..
I agree with this guy. I’ve dropped food on my pants too many times that I’ve lost count 🙂
/Joel.
@tandblekning, you think pizza’s don’t squirt or jump?? that’s the only thing they do, for gods sake! 😀
Been there! What is worse is when you are driving. Burgers, tacos, hotdogs… all ending on my lap or crotch of my pants complete with the mayo and mustard. LOL! That’s why I grab a pizza if I want a quick bite. At least it t doesn’t jump or squirt.
.-= Tandblekning´s last blog pithTandblekning Hemma =-.
That commercial is too cute…I love it. Great to have your shelf gone…but sorry about your pants. I’m always taking tops to the cleaners…dumb booty shelf. I’m still working on that. ~Joy
.-= Joy´s last blog pithThe Cat’s Out of the Bag….Purrrfect! =-.
@Kathy: Faux poop. hee.
I haven’t decided whether those jeans diapers are cool or not. But the commercial is awesome, so I’m going with cool now.
Sorry about your faux poop.
.-= Kathy´s last blog pithSame Baby? You Be the Judge =-.
I used to have the booby shelf too, but now I’m svelte. First fast-food I’ve had in ages. I paid dearly.
I’ve never seen that commercial before. Too bad my babies are grown; I think I’d buy into that ad.
Similar thing happens to me only I’m eating a fresco taco and the meat lands on the booby shelf before it gets to my lap. I’ve ruined many a shirt with greasy stains, and yet I still go back for more. I think it’s the pico de gallo.
.-= Catch Her in the Wry´s last blog pithIt’s too darn hot =-.
I told you not to eat those things while you’re kayaking!
I wish I was on the river when this happened. Quick dip over the side and all would be well again. 🙂