Friday Five – My How Headlines Have Changed
I remember when these headlines had entirely different meanings. Dutch Boy Puts Finger in Dike Surfer Dies Hoes Half Off Defense Department Endorses SPAM Teabag Improves Complexion
Continue reading →I remember when these headlines had entirely different meanings. Dutch Boy Puts Finger in Dike Surfer Dies Hoes Half Off Defense Department Endorses SPAM Teabag Improves Complexion
Continue reading →Catch Her In The Wry said Mrs. Spitzer looked like a worn out Jennifer Anniston. She does. But “worn out?” Ouch. So here are the five people I resemble: Chevy Chase Arthur Conan Doyle Spike Lee John Major Heinke Dreschler … Continue reading →
An Eye for a Tooth – The blind man is able to see again with the help of his son’s tooth. Girl (!) allergic to water – When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that … Continue reading →
This is hopeless, but please don’t post: your search terms the spam you get your weather in a language other than English how successful you are (or could be) and expect people to be interested.
Continue reading →I asked Nancy what she thought of this list and she thought, looked hard at me and said, “you really need a haircut.” Am I in trouble? Here are ideas for Valentine’s Day that IMHO are pretty lame because they … Continue reading →
Smoking HGH Waxing Obeying traffic laws Get busted for mooning
Continue reading →Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs. Man who fart … Continue reading →
I think in the coming week, I will work these into my conversations. sans, ie: without. I went to work sans underwear. However, I am not allowed to use the terms sans-serif or Comic Sans. zeitgeist, ie: thought representing this … Continue reading →
Just in case you boomers are feeling a little down because Prager is apologizing for Boomers and Xers are still hating on Boomers. We’re near death and asking our kids to throw the money in the casket with us, according … Continue reading →
I’m tired of the color of the stuff that comes out of my body on a regular basis. I need an upgrade. Here’s what I’m thinking as far as changing the color of my Pee, Poop, Sweat, Snot, and Spit. … Continue reading →