Parlaying $3.99 into One Hundred Trillion
It arrived! My $3.99 investment in Zimbabwe dollars has paid off.
I am now a Trillionaire.
My investment in Iraq Dinars hasn’t done so well. But I am a patient man. And I have heirs that may benefit from my investing prowess.
I liquidated my positions in coins of the realm at a Garage Sale. My aunt and parents kept their pocket change from their world travels. After trying to sell them for twenty-five cents each (literally had a pot-full) I decided to offer a volume discount and had a taker at $15 for the lot.
$15.00 – $3.99 = One Trillion.
Damn. Step aside Madoff.
Or maybe I should run for Congress.
Congrats on your new-found wealth. 🙂