Five Things I Like About the Irish
After checking Grandad’s links, I have found that the Irish:
1. Look good
2. Smell good
3. Sound good
4. Feel good
5. Taste good
Now hug and Irish person of the opposite sex and see if you don’t agree.
Close to Dead
Baby boomer man taking a snarky look at what's left of his life, retirement in Costa Rica and Florida.
Depends. Sometimes landfill. Sometimes a bog hole. Sometimes just leave ’em there.
I wouldn’t eat ’em. That wouldn’t be very polite.
I’m always polite to tourists.
You decide. But what do you do with all those tourists you shoot?
Taste good? As in kissing? Or as a gastronomic treat?
We don’t really go in for canibalism here. It’s frowned on.