Vince Gill Sings About My Underwear
In “Daddy Was the Apple of My Eye,” Vince sings, “No castle in the South of France/but what we had were underpants/That made us feel like royalty.” Duet partner and mono-monikered Apple then sings, “his hands were hard/his waist band soft.” The video also features several other grown men dressed in fruit costumes playing instruments.
I’m in my Fruit-of-the-Looms today reminiscing about my favorite verse, learned long ago in a place far, far away.
Here I sit broken-hearted,
Tried to shit and only farted.
If I didn’t have another assignment, I would probably pen an “Ode to Going Commando.”
UPDATE: I thought this must have been news to be in the “news”paper. Guess not.
Here is a site that has all the poop, including lyrics and link to video.
Oh, come on… nobody clicked the dick?
Ich liebe dich is German for I Love You, in this case it’s
Ja, clika da dich
@PrairieGourmet: ummmmmm, speechless.
I think the Fruit of the Loom commercials are hilarious, but I haven’t seen this one yet. I’ll be watching, though. I’m not a fan of Vince Gill, just for the record. I saw him in concert once and he seemed so utterly bored and put out at having to perform for us, that I regretted my $35 almost immediately. But it still won’t quell my love for the Fruit of the Loom guys.
By the way, I have seen the video numerous times in the past week. It’s a hoot!
Aren’t you supposed to be saluting the flag? It doesn’t appear so in the picture.